I am well rested and ready to tackle the new week in some new 4 Inch Heels I picked up over the weekend. I’m sure they go down a treat, though I do wonder if anyone will notice them….
Now, It’s been a while since I’ve talked about my beloved Big Bird and Miss Piggy.
Remember them? No? Then read all about them here.
Mag Hag’s Ode to Big Bird
I love the way you wear mini skirts,
like they’re going out of fashion.
I love the way you think your legs are,
Long, slim and one of your best assets.
I love the way that people talk,
about your enhanced face.
I love that you don’t realize how much,
People think you’re great at putting on a false performance.
But most of all I love the way,
your copy has gotten better over the last year.
I remember the day,
when you use to say, my copy has been entirely rewritten!